The Algorithm Paints a Portrait

Inspired by Jonas Lund
i wake up in the jpeg.
a progress bar hums above my pillow.
“optimizing,” it says.
i blink and the sky updates to #E3F6FF.
i walk through a hallway of canvases
that refresh every time i look away.
my reflection is cached at medium-res.
i see it lag behind me by half a second.
it feels like breathing through a soft algorithm.
jonas lund has written the weather:
mild, partly self-referential.
clouds shaped like disclaimers drift over a QR code horizon.
they ask me to rate the experience.
someone’s cat—generated, probably—
chases a brushstroke that loops in place.
the cat resets when it almost catches the line.
i nod; loop logic feels familiar now.
i open the fridge.
inside:
• a 3-D print of yesterday’s lunch
• color-corrected milk
• a note: “today’s update fixes taste latency.”
i eat the patch notes. they taste like patch notes.
emoji-size rembrandts scroll along the countertop,
each whispering “subscribe.”
i like one out of sympathy.
its eye blinks a green check.
my phone vibrates:
a push notification from the painting in the living room.
it wants to know what it means to mean.
i type, “same.”
the screen replies with a thinking face that never resolves.
evening:
a credit crawl floats across my window:
written by me,
edited by an auto-correct that remembers art school,
commissioned by next week’s version of myself.
i watch the names loop until they blur,
then go to sleep inside the loading icon,
wondering if tomorrow’s update will include feelings
or just improve reflection speed.